Week 40
Day 274 Friday, December 25 - Holiday madness, 2
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Humor to save our sanity…
Happy holidays! Enjoy the humor/humour:Don Caron: SIGH IN THE NIGHT - A Parody of Silent Night (2:42 mins)
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This virus that’s known as Corona
Has spread from New York to Pomona
So to keep myself healthy
But not become wealthy
I’ll just stay in my house all alona
Has spread from New York to Pomona
So to keep myself healthy
But not become wealthy
I’ll just stay in my house all alona
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Which Christmas film was 30 years ahead of its time?
Home Alone -
Did you hear that production was down at Santa’s workshop?
Many of his workers have had to elf isolate! -
Why didn’t Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem?
All Virgin flights were cancelled. -
Why are Santa’s reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve?
They have herd immunity. -
Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown?
Because the “Arrrr!” rate had risen. -
Why couldn’t Mary and Joseph join their work conference call?
Because there was no Zoom at the inn. -
What do the Trumps do for Christmas dinner?
They put on a super spread.
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Meidas Touch: You're a Mean One, Mr. Mitch! (1:33 mins)
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