Holiday madness, 2

Week 40
Day 274 Friday, December 25 - Holiday madness, 2

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Humor to save our sanity…

Happy holidays! Enjoy the humor/humour:

Don Caron: SIGH IN THE NIGHT - A Parody of Silent Night (2:42 mins) 

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This virus that’s known as Corona
Has spread from New York to Pomona
So to keep myself healthy
But not become wealthy
I’ll just stay in my house all alona

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• Which Christmas film was 30 years ahead of its time?
  Home Alone
• Did you hear that production was down at Santa’s workshop?
  Many of his workers have had to elf isolate!
• Why didn’t Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem?
  All Virgin flights were cancelled.
• Why are Santa’s reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve?
  They have herd immunity.
• Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown?
  Because the “Arrrr!” rate had risen.
• Why couldn’t Mary and Joseph join their work conference call?
  Because there was no Zoom at the inn.
• What do the Trumps do for Christmas dinner?
  They put on a super spread. 

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Meidas Touch: You're a Mean One, Mr. Mitch! (1:33 mins) 

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