Thursday, December 24, 2020

Holiday madness, 2

Week 40
Day 274 Friday, December 25 - Holiday madness, 2

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Humor to save our sanity…

Happy holidays! Enjoy the humor/humour:

Don Caron: SIGH IN THE NIGHT - A Parody of Silent Night (2:42 mins) 
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This virus that’s known as Corona
Has spread from New York to Pomona
So to keep myself healthy
But not become wealthy
I’ll just stay in my house all alona
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  • Which Christmas film was 30 years ahead of its time?
    Home Alone
  • Did you hear that production was down at Santa’s workshop?
    Many of his workers have had to elf isolate!
  • Why didn’t Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem?
    All Virgin flights were cancelled.
  • Why are Santa’s reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve?
    They have herd immunity.
  • Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown?
    Because the “Arrrr!” rate had risen.
  • Why couldn’t Mary and Joseph join their work conference call?
    Because there was no Zoom at the inn.
  • What do the Trumps do for Christmas dinner?
    They put on a super spread. 
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Meidas Touch: You're a Mean One, Mr. Mitch! (1:33 mins) 
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