USA! USA! USA is number one!
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We're sitting on top of the world: 558,590 confirmed cases of novel coronavirus, and numbers still growing.
David Bowie* has a song for that… “This is not America” – except it is. This is America in the Age of Trump.
(Left) The cover of Rolling Stone Magazine's May issue. “The President and the Plague” outlines the last 5 months.
Coping in a time of crisis
- Is there anybody out there?
- People dress up to take out trash to enliven their self-isolation
- Volunteering to help those self-isolating
- Stay sane and Let’s Dance
Okay, Boomer*
Born on the trailing end of Boomer Gen, I grew up in rural KZN and missed much of the US 60s culture and all of its nuance. Nevertheless, last night, to change my headspace from depressing Age of Trump news, I slipped down the YouTube rabbit hole and listened to ye good ole days classic rock:- Pink Floyd: Another Brick in the Wall
- Jefferson Starship: White Rabbit
- Jefferson Airplane: White Rabbit
- Jimi Hendrix: Hey Joe
- Joe Cocker: Help from my Friends (Woodstock) and Whiter Shade of Pale
- Rolling Stones: Sympathy for the Devil
- David Bowie: Heroes
- Janis Joplin: Ball and Chain (Monterey)
- Bob Dylan: Knocking on Heavens Door and his big existential questions, Blowing in the wind
Meanwhile, back at the ranch
Goldfish spotting: with no flick of goldfish fin or tail in six days I conclude fish are under lockdown, too. For, even the most dedicated kingfisher couldn’t pluck nine goldfish from a weed-and-lily-filled pond in six days. Could it?Of moles and mowing
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| A different section of lawn but moles with similar mathematical inclinations? |
I’ve had it with maneuvering a mower designed for genteel lawns over hardy Kikuyu Grass and between ever-increasing numbers of mole hills.
It’s tough to learn anything about moles from moles.
Humans opine that moles spend their time in four-hour shifts, divided between sleeping and searching for food (earthworms, grubs, and other small earth dwellers).
Online conspiracy theorists say nothing about whether moles use clocks, watches, or cellphones to tell the time, but they confidently assert that moles love to eat Juicy Fruit gum (and that it's best to buy Wrigley’s Juicy Fruit in bulk packages from Costco).
They also argue about whether 1) gum should be chewed or unchewed when placed in the mole tunnels, and/or 2) to use a knife and cutting board to cut up fresh (unchewed) gum into tiny squares, smaller than the period at the end of a sentence. Theoretically, moles eat the gum that “gums up” their insides, causing them to die of constipation or some other horrible digestive problem.
That sounds like American moles...and American consipiracy theorists.
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| Conspiracy theorist's view of moles. (Looking for Juicy Fruit?) |
All’s I know about KZN moles in this garden is that they’re mathematically fastidious (note the almost straight lines; perhaps they use an app on their cellphones?).
Based on the formal/biological names of most of the KZN creatures I’ve researched to-date, I’d guess this mole species is something like Common Brown Garden Mole.
At any rate, no creature, Common or not, deserves to die of gummed up insides, constipation, or digestive problems.
Moreover, I've discovered I prefer moles to lawns.
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